Denver Broncos: Superbowl Fail

denverbroncosAnyone see the super bowl game this past sunday? Everyone was stunned around the final score where Seattle Seahawks tackled the Denver Broncos at MetLife stadium. With our dismal home teams out, we divert our attention to more pressing matters — the assorted hotties of the Super Bowl. Flipping a coin won’t matter, because we did not choose sides — instead, we were cheering for the finest players on the field.

Eric DeckerName: Eric Decker

Position: #87, wide receiver

Why: With very little dispute, Eric Decker is the hottest guy in the league. The E! Network thought so, too, and awarded this hunk a reality TV show, aptly titled “Eric and Jesse.” When not catching record-breaking passes from Peyton Manning, the 26-year-old is preparing to be a first-time dad with his wife, Jesse James. The wide receiver is the perfect combination of good looks and brains, having earned a bachelor’s degree in business and marketing from Minnesota University. He was drafted by the Broncos in 2010.

Wes WalkerName: Wes Welker

Position: #83, wide receiver

Why Him: When Welker hits the field, his sure hands will be ready. Despite suffering a concussion toward the end of the season, the sexy, blue-eyed wide receiver has caught more passes than any wide receiver in the league the past few years. Even though he is going up against a great Seahawks secondary, he’ll have the Giants on his mind. His first two trips to the Super Bowl resulted in him losing to the NY team while a member of the Patriots.

Stewart BradleyName: Stewart Bradley

Position: #55, linebacker

Why Him: Bradley is another player on Denver’s long injury reserve list. The team’s brawny, 6-foot-4 middle linebacker suffered a wrist injury in August. We still love him, though, and won’t forget the time he decided to follow his passion for fashion, landing a highly coveted internship at Elle magazine in 2009.

Joel DreesenName: Joel Dreessen

Position: #81, tight end

Why Him: He probably won’t do much running down the field due to a knee injury, but even so, his Midwestern charm makes him a hottie. The 31-year-old tight end joined his team in New York for his first Super Bowl appearance.

Peyton ManningName: Payton Manning

Position: #18, quarterback

Why Him: Honestly who would not want to go for the quarterback?  Plus he helms from the Manning dynasty. His Brother Eli Manning, plays for the New York Giants.

Paris LenonName: Paris Lenon

Position: #51, wide receiver

Why Him: He is good on the eyes for sure.

Matt PraterName: Matt Prater

Position: #5, wide receiver

Why Him: Prater currently holds the record for longest field goal at 64 yards. I wonder what else he holds the record for.  He was once arrested for fleeing the scene  of an accident with a stripper, as they attempted to check into a hotel. We like bad boys!

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